Forever Red Death

if my laptop caught on fire i’d probably still try to use it to make text posts about how my computer is on fire

you could hit me with a car and i’d still say sorry

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I don’t feel like I NEED a cigarette, but I feel that I want one. Like I see a picture and I’m like huh… Could go for one. Don’t have any though. Meh.

And I move on. So I’m not addicted like people are saying I am… I just like the way they make me feel. I just want them.

Could go for one now. Don’t have any though, and I have a test in the morning then work at 5. Not a bad day, mostly just a busy one…

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inabasket:

Wow, the new Monsters Inc movie looks brutal.

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mooneymannyinthesky:

fallengeneral:

I started out with a simple fever and then I picked a lung disease in order to sell out the fever, so my visibility was at a zero. Once it wasn’t noticeable, I made it waterborne and spreadable through rodents.
Overall though- Nobody saw it coming.
I waited until everyone was infected and then I made the disease produce insanity, so there were riots and everything was shut down. They tried to make a vaccine, but it only mutated the disease so that it was completely immune to drugs. When everyone went crazy and started dying by the second, I then added some boils just to make it nasty.
Boil ridden people slowly going insane while their lungs filled up with fluid and they attacked each other seemed to be the best option.
Madagascar tried to close down the harbor, but it was too late.

Got you, you little fucker.
Then it was just a matter of waiting for everyone to die. I bet it looked like a bunch of zombies, covered in gross skin sores and attacking each other. There was a single ship too that had nowhere to go.

Even if it had docked somewhere, could you imagine walking in on an entire world with only the insane left. Any house you go into, mumbling people or children curled up- some attacking others while some sang to themselves in the graveyards. Dead bodies everywhere- everyone is sweaty and bleeding and there are probably inhuman screams rattling throughout the lands.
Overall, this disease named ‘Fear’ did rather well.

oh my fucking god are you okay

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juniorbizarre:

if someone’s happy doing their strange weird thing and they’re not hurting anybody then that’s really awesome and you should just let them be and maybe even be glad for them

so many people are scared shitless to show anybody what makes them happy or excited because there are so many people eager to point and laugh

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pyrilia:

my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out

so i called him and

IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMFG

(Source: unstablehunter)

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momma-ampora:

derpjenderp:

unreflectingkaleidoscope:

Whenever anyone pronounces moirail ‘MWAH-rail’ I always think of Nepeta giving Equius really overdramatic kisses all over his face and making really loud ‘MWAH’ noises each time and him getting extremely flustered about it.

omg

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW MY HEART

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feralworks:

THEY WERE FIGHTING AND WERE ALL LIKE ARRRR IMMA GET YOU BITCH BUT THEN, WHAT, WHY IS THE FLOOR SO SPRINGY. BETTER TEST IT OUT.

Always reblog

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thetrickytrickster:

fuudz:

sinshana:

fuudz:

sinshana:

fuudz:

sinshana:

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( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ✿   You dropped this

(◕△◕ ) !!!

( ´ ▽ ` )~✿ (◕﹏◕ ) T-thank you

(◕﹏◕✿) ヘ(´ ▽ ` ) please take care of it okay?

(✿◕‿◕) (´ ▽ ` ノ)

..Okay

(✿◕‿◕)  ヾ( ´ ▽ `  ) I need to go now, please stay safe!

(✿◕‿◕)   (  ´ ▽ `  )

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this is the fucking cutest thing make with japanese emotes omg